15 Things to Do with Tampons after Your Hysterectomy

  1. Earplugs. Use scissors unless you want to look ridiculous.
  1. Christmas ornaments. The white makes a nice contrast with the dark green spruce.
  1. Very small sponges for the car or office
  1. Nosebleeds
  1. Packaging material. Everyone loves gifts packed in tampons.
  1. Mouth gag. For use on child, spouse or during kidnappings.
  1. Gun silencertampons

More off-label uses for tampons after hysterectomy:

  1. Hair curlers
  1. Dentist visits
  1. Art projects
  1. Paintbrushes for kindergarteners
  1. Very small bikini—those strings do come in handy.
  1. House shoes for cats
  1. Insulation. If you have a big overstock.

15. Vodka suppository.  Substitute liquor of choice. Recommend against beer and wine: high proof is more effective.

If you have more suggestion hit “comments,” at the bottom of the blog. Laughing Coyote will do a follow up article, if I get enough suggestions!

Hysterectomy-ly yours

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The Laughing Coyote

P.S. And one I didn’t think of from Melissa Harris Perry!

earrings-tampons

 

 

 

 

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One thought on “15 Things to Do with Tampons after Your Hysterectomy

  1. Elisa Carlsen

    Awesome! You are so fun.

    I am going to journey now my wise shaman for some help through the transition to Astoria. I hope your New Year is getting off to a good start.

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