Posts Tagged With: weird uses for tampons; creative uses for tampons

1. Earplugs. Use scissors unless you want to look ridiculous.

2. Christmas ornaments. The white makes a nice contrast with the dark green spruce.

3. Very small sponges for the car or office

4. Nosebleeds

5. Packaging material. Everyone loves gifts packed in tampons.

6. Mouth gag. For use on child, spouse or during kidnappings.

7. Gun silencer

More off-label uses for tampons after hysterectomy:

8. Hair curlers

9. Dentist visits

10. Art projects

11. Paintbrushes for kindergarteners

12. Very small bikini—those strings do come in handy.

13. House shoes for cats

14. Insulation. If you have a big overstock.

15. Vodka suppository.  Substitute liquor of choice. Recommend against beer and wine: high proof is more effective.

If you have more suggestion hit “comments,” at the bottom of the blog. Laughing Coyote will do a follow up article, if I get enough suggestions!

Hysterectomy-ly yours

The Laughing Coyote

P.S. And one I didn’t think of from Melissa Harris Perry!