How I got through Day 3, Year 1, AT (After Trump)
Oh god, I woke up with yet another Trump Hangover. Nothing that an hour in the bathroom couldn’t handle.
- Installed a vomitorium in my home. (On sale in the same stores that brought you the bidet).
- Burned yet another Trump piñata left over from Halloween in effigy.
- Decided to open a company specializing in Trump piñatas because burning things in effigy is going to become very popular and I’m going to be rich selling this shit.
- Took a quick online certification course in Voodoo.
- Went to Hobby Lobby and got several Voodoo Doll DIY Home Craft kits.
- Marveled that such a Christian company that loves God so much is okay with selling voodoo doll kits. (Then I realized the equipment was meant for pro-choice and LGBT people.)
- Spent the next three hours sticking pins in the Trump and Pence dolls, focusing on the genital regions since the brain area is obviously not relevant
- Went back to get more Voodoo dolls from Hobby Lobby when I realized I needed to do the whole cabinet and the majority leaders.
- Spent the rest of the day on the internet waiting for news of a mysterious set of illnesses plaguing the new administration requiring quarantine on the planet Mars for the next eight years and how we are going to have to borrow a rocket from the Russians to get them there.
What did you do to get through Day 3 of Trump-apocalypse?
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Hang in there everyone,
Only 1452 days to go.
-Laughing Coyote
Laughing Coyote Productions 
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