Trump loved my last post: Make Rape Great Again! in which I reported on all the new words being approved by dictionaries and travel guides around the world: words like Trumpaggedon, Trumpapath, Trumpsogeny and What the Trump?
Here’s what he tweeted to me today: I loved your idea: Make America Rape Again! It’s great! And your idea of putting my name in all the words in English. It’s Trumptastic.
Me: that’s not what I fucking meant you Cheeto Bag.
Trump: Will you come work for me?
I told him to Trump Off.
Then I applied for a Visa to North Korea: it’s safer there.
It’s 1445 days until the 2020 election. How are you coping?
The Laughing Coyote